My daughter Emily Renee Dvi-Vardhana was born into this nutty world on May 18th 2006 via C-Section at 4:20pm PST.
Unlike your children, my kid can talk, and wax intellectual about a variety of topics. I am a little disappointed that she didn't have three arms like baby Zie-Zie and furthermore, red hair like her mom, but she did score 2200 on her baby S.A.T.S and speaks jive.
Q:You wanted your momma Shelley to get sliced,diced and gutted like a Bass instead of being born through the happiest place on Earth...Why?
ED:Well, the Doctors later realized that I had a stupid cord wrapped around my neck (I was trying out bungee jumping) so the C-section was inevitable. Plus I had just had a taco which didn't agree with me; and it lead to me taking a giant crap inside my old apartment. So it was kind of like swimming at the New Jersey shore.
Q: You read a lot of novels while your were in the joint for 9 months. What was your favorite book and author?
ED: I really recommend GOODNIGHT, GORILLA by Peggy Rathman; WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS by Shel Silverstein; but my favorite book by far was The BEST OF PEANUTS by Charles Shultz. That Lucy's a bitch! I didn't like the DaVinci code.
Q: What's you're favorite toy?
ED: That's a no brainer- it's my mommy doll.
Q:Do you have a problem with wearing socks?
ED: No comment.
Q: What's you're favorite song / music ?
ED:I like the Baby Einstien anthology collection, the score to the film THE INCREDIBLES, but my dad puts me to sleep with ZZ TOP (no joke)
Q:If you were a Muppet which one would you be?
ED: R2-D2...oh wait that's not a muppet....uh...oh yeah, SUPERGROVER!
Photo Credits: Ansel Adams, and Pompeo Possar
3 comments:
Aww. Love the pictures. What a cutie.
Hey Em...I totally agree. Lucy is a total b*tch. I always wished that Peppermint Patty would've beaten her a** to a pulp on behalf of her good friend Chuck.
She speaks jive!?
Slap me some skin! Right on! That will come in handy if she needs to translate 'jive' for people [think Airplane]
The kid's got great taste. Super Grover kicks ass! Elmo Schmelmo.
the 'Godmother'
our kiddo isn't out of the joint yet, but she sends a message:
don't mess with jersey, or we will have to settle this east coast style! i may be a california babe, but i know where my roots lie...
'nuff said, you jive talkin baby!
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