Samuel L. Jackson in :

Thanks to Chris Poggialli for providing the pictures above and below -That's right folks Samuel L. M'fn Jackson's next picture is "SNAKES ON PLANE" about an assassin trying to kill a passenger on an airbus by releasing deadly snakes. I don't know about you but I AM SO M'F'KIN THERE!!!!

Check out some pix here http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features/snakesonaplane.shtml

As Quentin would say: "Moviemaking straight from the TELVIS!"

LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!

AEROSITH!!!!!


The Greatest Band since GWAR (but without the blood) check out their website here:

AEROSITH

I think they'll play Bar Mitvahs and Bachelor Parties, but they definitley ROCK more than the latest lameass trilogy!!!

I just wonder what "Fun Buns" Princess Leia groupie action these rockers get, and if you hear any Satanic messages if you play their albums backward....

Here they are in front of MADISON SQUARE GARDEN waiting to play in front of a packed house!




Photo Credits: The Aerosith Website

BADASS ASIANS Vol.1

I've talked about Ric Flair being a larger than life warrior poet, badass of the squared circle; but as much as I'd love to be "the man" I ain't no whiteboy.

Which leads me to my newest entry here BADASS ASIANS

What defines a badass?

1. He's gotta kick the living shit out of at least 100 people on film.

2. He's gotta be loved by the Black audience (more on this later)

3. I'd consider it an honor if they beat my ass too.

I'll only name the top three as to me they're the most essential.

BRUCE LEE

I saw "Enter The Dragon" as a kid with my mother and father at a Loews theater on 86th street between 3rd avenue and Lexington in Manhattan on a late summer evening in 1980. I remember my parents encouraging me to see this, as it was important to them and later to me that I see an Oriental film star of his calibur on the big screen. I had no idea what an effect it had on me.

First off later that year I enrolled in Tae Kwon Do and 4 1/2 years later received my Black Belt. I was going to enroll in a Tai Chi class but adolescence, comics and f-up self esteem issues sunk that.

Bruce Lee was the Elvis of Kung Fu, or Jeet Kun Do (Way of the intercepting fist) and only made 5 movies; 1 of which "Enter the Dragon" the Citizen Kane of Kung Fu flicks, was the only one to use his actual voice. What a badass this guy was in the first three of his films, "Fists of Fury", "Chinese Connection" and "Return of the Dragon" he manages to fuck up the likes of and industrial Thai ice factory, an entire Japanese dojo, a mixed bag of hoods in Italy, and a young Chuck Norris - furthermore rips off a large patch of his chest hair (yes Chuck waxes. euuuu) before kicking his ass all the way to Saint Peter.

Then in "Enter the Dragon" Bruce beats the piss out of an entire island fortress' kung fu army almost singlehandedly. His fight with the guards in the middle of the movie is a classic. You too can learn how to crack skulls with nunchucks and bo staffs.

Plus the added attraction of having Brothers in the audience only added to the euphoria of bodies being broken left and right.
With each punch and kick they would call out outrageous comments, and you wouldn't mind as it added to the experience.
"Fuck 'im up Bruce!' "Yeah right brother!" "Oh shiiiit, man did you see that!" this followed by high fives and soul cackles.
One of the reasons I used to watch Steven Segal movies in Philly @ the Sam Eric theater on Chestnut street was because of this phenomenom.

Unfortunately, Death beat the shit out of Bruce Lee at the age of 33, and he only left :30 mins of his last movie "Game of Death" where he fighs of all people, Kareem Abdul Jabbar in a sequence in a Pagoda of Death. The rest of the movie sucks with some Bruce look a like with a beard trying to pass himself off as the king. Oh yeah the score by John Barry's nice but that was it. Still no one will ever come close to this guy.


NEXT: CHOW YUN FAT

'Nuff Said!

RIC FLAIR IS THE MAN

THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER OF ALL TIME :
That's right people - 16 time World Champion RIC FLAIR. Whoooooooooo! This man is the God's gift to the masses. Ask them all around the world - from sea to shining sea, from Paris, France to Paris Texas - Ric Flair, Cool hand Ric, Slick Ric- the limousine ridin', stylin' and profilin' kiss stealin' son of a bitch- if you know what I'm talkin' about; he's more exicitng than SPACE MOUNTAIN BABY! Whoooooo!

Who defeated Harley Race in a steel cage back in Kansas City in 1982? Ric Flair that's who!

Who was the flagship for Wrasslin's original gang, THE FOUR HORSEMEN before the nWo? RRRRIC FLAIR!

Who won the Royal Rumble in 1992 (viewed by yours truly at the behest of my film professor Peter Rose in the Film screening room back in college) by defeating 29 other men to become the WORLD WRESTLING CHAMPION? RIC FLAIR that's who!

Who'll defeat the Taliban and the worldwide Jihad against the West? RIC FLAIR that's who!

Who should deliver a knife edge chop across the chest of Brian Boitano? The Nature Boy Ric Flair!

Who would deliver an illegal thumb to the eye of President George W. Bush? Whoooooo!

Who had gay cowboy sex with Jake Gyllenhaal in a pop tent in Depford NJ? - Joe Lampone!

Who should win the BEST OSCAR ACTOR @ this year's Oscar's ? RIC FLAIR buddy!

Why all the fanfare, why all the ranting? Why all the tributes, and love for this man? Because he is the greatest in his field....

When we live in a time where entertainers, and athletes are overpaid for their profession, and they whine, piss and moan about this and that.....RIC FLAIR PEOPLE - Whooooo! Gives me hope.

At 54 years old, still on tour with the WWF 200+ days out of the year, from the house shows, (non televised wrestling events) to the "live" tapings, to the PPV's Ric Flair's done it all - Cage matches, Table ladder and chair matches, to recently winning the INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP he'll give you more bang than a hooker for a buck than most actors and athletes in the world today.

Let's see Brad Pitt put his body on the line night after night taking bump after bump, oh wait - he lives with that batty knife wielding Asian baby adopting (mom?) nutjob with niiiice boobies Angelina Jolie

I'd like to see Sean Penn purposely blade himself the bloody forehead) to "pop" and audience...Spicolli wouldn't do it because he doesn't give a rats ass about his audience. This man does; and he has for over 30 Years.

When I read about some jackass like Terrell Owens (waaahh! I only make millions for carrying a football) acting like a douche and throwing the Eagles season in toilet.... I know I have RIc Flair and his lethal figure four leg lock to keep me happy.

Plus no one can work the mic or a crowd LIVE like Slick Ric; oh wait maybe THE ROCK- but he'll admit that he's ripping off the master himself.

Who has arguably the most essential Wrestling DVD ever put together?

(http://www.bestprices.com/cgi-bin/vlink/651191565504IE?source=froogle) if you're interested for a peek

So as I kick off my blog- I want YOU ALL to bow down and give homage to the man. WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

(cue the theme from 2001)

By the way I'm getting one of those robes.

(Photo Credit the WWE)