Sunday, June 11, 2006

THE WHOLE F'N SHOW: ROB VAN DAM





Tonight history was made as Mr.Pay Per View, The Whole F'N Show, Mr. Money in the Bank the Cornerstone of EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ROB VAN DAM won the WWF Heavyweight Championship from John Cena at the ECW / WWF pay per view event ONE NIGHT STAND.

First off the North Philadelphia Based ECW Wrestling has risen from the ashes yet once again, this time going global. If you've never seen what ECW is, it's the most passionate, violent and bloody wrestling Promotion (that could only of been born of Philly roots) that has now gone global. It changed wrestling forever since it's inception in the early '90's.




Hulk Hogan vs Andre? Kids stuff. Try "New Jack" verses Balls Mahoney in a hardcore weapons match were someone gets staples in their forehead. Foam fingers for the kids with Macho Man Randy Savage. F-you! ECW had Fans "BRING YOUR OWN WEAPONS" matches were someone actually brought a sink in and it was used on someone's forehead that evening.

Anyway RVD won over John Cena and I'm ecstatic because 1) I've met him twice, and he's pretty cool (thanks Davey Ryan)




2) He created the coolest move I've ever seen, THE VAN DAMINATOR- where Rob throws a folding chair at his opponent's head, and as they catch it, he SPIN KICKS it into their face. He also has the VAN TERMINATOR: where the opponent is slumped on his back in the corner. VAN DAM goes to opposite corner on the same side facing his opponent. He climbs to the top turnbuckle with a TRASH CAN and JUMPS off towards the opponent and Kicks the Can into their face. Devastating,to say the least; and as ECW comentator JOEY STYLES would say....OH MY GOD !!!!!!


ROB VAN DAM you rule! RVD! RVD! RVD!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

did shelley get him to take off his shirt too? LOL

kegn_15 said...

Ah my home town.
Cheesestakes
Hoagies
Eagles fans throwing snowballs at Santa
and now, "Bring Your Own Weapons" Night goes global.

Lori said...

Hey Keegs!

Don't forget... Philly is also the home of that idiot chick who ate spermicidal jelly on a cracker and then sued the phamaceutical company who made the stuff 'cause she got pregnant afterwards.

Yay Philly!!!!!!!!!!!;)

-G.

Anonymous said...

The city went from producing Ben Franklin to a spermicidal jelly eating imbecile in 230 years.
yay

-k

Lori said...

Yeah, but it's also the home of Geno's Steaks which now requires all people to order in f*&^%ng ENGLISH! YEAH!

JOHN DVI-VARDHANA said...

FYI The ECW Arena (Glorified Bingo Hall that the Mummers dudes use) is SWANSON and RITTER streets... I love these guys...Blue collar wrestlers from Philly, that changed the industry....Plus some of the scariest hard core fans ever. Nothing like punching your FAVORITE WRESTLER in the face only to have the locker room empty and a riot ensue, so that the SWAT team gets called in. ECW ! ECW ! ECW!

kegn_15 said...

Just had a thought--


The ECW Arena (Glorified Bingo Hall that the Mummers dudes use)----

Here's a thought. How about

ECW Mummers style!

YEAH!!!MUMMERS AGAINST MUMMERS!!! BEATING EACH OTHER WITH THEIR OWN INSTRUMENTS!! FANCY DIVISION AGAINST COMEDY DIVISION!SAXOPHONES VS. BANJOS!!!
MASS HYSTERIA!!

MECW! MECW! MECW!

JOHN DVI-VARDHANA said...

MECW ! MECW ! MECW!

Lori said...

I'd pay to see that!

Anonymous said...

i'd pay to go back to philly!

jim's on south street rules!!!

Anonymous said...

That's right Johnny Tsunami!
We met John Cena too. When he was known as "the Prototype". Samoa Joe Is a big deal now also.
Now all we need is to bring back "the repo man!"

Lori said...

I can just see it...String Bands vs. Comics in a bring-your-own-weapons match. Banjos and parasols! That'd be friggin' GREAT!

kegn_15 said...

Thirteen!

WHOOOO!