Monday, August 27, 2007

Guy Donovan SINGS!

My buddy General Guy Donovan is now a badass Border Patrol Agent (one of the 7 1/2 people that read this blog) located up in Grand Forks North Dakota crackin' skulls on illegal Samoans crossing the American Border in La Canada...

After being stationed in Yuma, AZ he designed the popular T-Shirt below.




The past has a way of catching up with you...Before the Border Patrol...Before the Hollywood Animation Years...Before the UArts years... It seems when he was in the military back in the early 80's he dropped a bucket of nasty, gray, shitty smelling mop water from a tower on some Puerto Rican dude named Cruz ruining his day, but created a classic anectode for Guy to tell his college buddies some years later.



(ex-Private Cruz Velasquez Photo credit: Keegan images)

I recieved an email from Cruz (now a manager at a local Taco Bell after his bitter divorce from Film Editor Stacy Clipp that left him impotent and destitute) , and he sent the following footage of Donovan on a USO tour of Scandanavia.

Yes, Sgt. Guy was in fact a Disco lovin' hipster, not the Pink Floyd Denim jacket biker dude we all thought he was when we met later on. That was all a cover up.

According to sources he was frequently seen at Roller Disco Rink THE ROXXY in New York hitting on such notables as Jade Jagger, and doing the Hustle with Models like Lauren Hutton. He even auditioned for a bit part in "Can't Stop the Music" the Villiage People's film bomb starring Steve Guttenberg

Quite frankly I don 't think even his wife knows this, but the truth must now be exposed....

EVIDENCE # 1 -

A Group photo of his defunct pop band...GABA...before he was kicked out of the band.



Story goes they were supposed to open for Hall and Oats on their H20-82 Euro Tour (sponsored by Evian) but back stage tensions flaired when Donovan decided he didn't want to sing back up vocals on their hit song "Trans Euro X-press" (# 678 Billboard Charts US) a Kraftwerk cover. John Oats then intervened to get the show rolling, and furthermore demanded that both men shave off their facial hair as that was his trademark. Not willing to sell out, Donovan and Oats got into a fistfight that left both men bloodied and bruised. According to legend, Darryl Hall wept silently in a corner.

The Tour went on and GABA was replaced by Kajagoogoo.


With bearded facial hair seemingly dragging him down artistically, Donovan shaved off the beard and goes for the Burt Reynolds style mustache, his friends Michael McDonald, and Kenny Loggins encouraged him to try his hand at lead vocals.

Produced by Buckner and Garcia (the musicans responsible for the one hit wonder "Pac Man Fever") this cover of a Villiage People song peaked at #4 on the Finnish Musical charts that year, and was on the Korean Rock SCORE at #58 as well.

I want to thank Manager Cruz Velaquez of Taco Bell Burbank district 9a from the bottom of my heart for this outstanding footage and material.

Furthermore also apologize about not paying for my bean burrito at the drive through. I was on the can for several hours the next morning so we're even.

Words cannot describe what you are about to witness....and now the piece de la resistance....

EVIDENCE # 2

Guy Donovan circa 1983(?) singing a most excellent Disco classic!




Video Courtesy of Cruz Velasquez Enterprises Inc. via You TUBE

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Werewolves, The Handicapped and Non-PC Tee Shirts

Found this site called T-Shirt Hell, and they have a lot of funny prints.

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml






This Kermit autopsy one had me in stitches. (no pun intended)




Found this on YOUTUBE - a handicapped wheelchair bound theater group doing Werewolf impressions.
Hey I say go for it if it makes them feel empowered, but watching it makes it no less wacky....Especially the dude with the "Speak and Spell" voice....

Aaaarrrroooooooooooo!




Just when you thought that was weird.....


ONE LEGGED SOCCER!









That's all folks!

Monday, August 20, 2007

FUNNIEST FUCKING MOVIE OF ALL TIME...



I don't think I laughed this hard with a ROCKIN' audience since "There's Something About Mary" 9 years ago.
Is this the funniest movie of all time? Oh hell yeah...I don't mean to over hype this but if you liked "The 40 Year Old Virgin" or even watched an episode of "Freaks and Geeks" you'll get the lowbrow humor mixed with sweetness that is the motif of the Judd Apatow canon of comedy.

It also raises the bar on the teen genre comedy and quite simply blows it to smithereens. "American Pie" looks like amateur filmmaking compared to this - Superbad is on the level of "American Graffitti, "Dazed and Confused" "The Graduate" and some of the early John Hughes teen schmaltz coming of age films in the 1980's.

Plus it's about a bunch of dorks who can't get dates who try to score beer to get laid. Can I relate? Absolutely. Even if you remove the absurd comedy of Superbad, the dialogue is honest, and true. I've had every conversation those dudes had with my buddies growing up in NYC a thousand times. So I was cringing while laughing my ass off.

I also loved it because it introduces Michael Cera of "Arrested Development" (one of my personal favorites) to a new audience and will put him in the stratosphere, and furthermore will find more filmwork for newly discovered wunderkind Christopher Mintz-Plasse who steals the movie as Fogel. Jonah Hill, who plays the young Seth Rogen is fantastic as well.



So fall is upon us which means pretentious Hollywood -adult bullshit about movies that will change the world get the Oscar....blah...blah blah...Serious Filmmaking Season ....."Rendition" anyone? ""Golden Compass"....Fucking "Javier Bardem Films" getting any takers? Eeeyuck. Although AMERICAN GANGSTER looks badass....

But the one film I'm really looking forward to: "BE KIND REWIND"

Friday, August 10, 2007

For Pasztory - and SUPERBAD !!!!

So here's the preview for the next greatest animated flick from the DC Universe- THE NEW FRONTIER. From Darwyn Cooke's
comic book of the same name.

We're a long way from "Heavy Metal" and "Fire and Ice".....





Here's a pix of me and Pasztory back in 2nd grade also noted are Dr.Robbie Bollt and Johnny Boy Zem in the front.
Robbie's the redhead in the MANNHUNTER flicks....



Pasztory's the dude in the Oakland A's hat who gets blown to smithereens...





BONUS !!! BONUS!!!!


The instant CLASSIC - "SUPERBAD" sneak peek-





Thanks to Mean Gene for the hookup!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

My kind of X-perimental Flick

Shoulda woulda, coulda.... If I could do it over I'd make this movie in art school and tell the ol' perfessers to stick it....right up their browns!





Go Andy go! I hope Hot Rod kicks ass,,,,,