By the look of the bare bone at the nose I'm guessing it's some kind of dog... a puppy most likely unless whatever ate it's nose also ate all it's fur!
Pretty gargoyl-ey, though.
I give it maybe 24 hours before it's on the cover of The Enquirer, labelled something along the lines of; "Proof of Alien Life on New York Beach!" or, more accurately...
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if a CSI:NY does an episode based off of this fantastic story. Not like they haven't done outrageous things before with the "forensics" scuba diving, and forensics climbing on the Statue of Liberty.
So here's my pitch, if the CBS/Bruckheimer folks care to listen:
They find a dead Montauk monster. It really is a monster, and they find eggs in the autopsy. It was a momma, and while Danny is scuba diving once again to find whatever samples [boom], Pappa Montauk monster attacks Danny and it's this ferocious mano y montauk death battle. At the last minute Mac saves the day because he had encountered a creature like that in his military days in Guam. The subplot is that there is another stalker, but it's after the entire team this time.
By the way, did I tell you I'm trying to give up coffee? It's not working so well.
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By the look of the bare bone at the nose I'm guessing it's some kind of dog... a puppy most likely unless whatever ate it's nose also ate all it's fur!
Pretty gargoyl-ey, though.
I give it maybe 24 hours before it's on the cover of The Enquirer, labelled something along the lines of; "Proof of Alien Life on New York Beach!" or, more accurately...
"Barbra Streisand and James Brolin Have A Kid!"
Wow. That is freaky. The Newsday vid said something about a USDA testing facility being nearby...?
USDA results: Unidentifiable DNA, unknown origin of species, and tastes like chicken.
[you know that jokes was coming]
-keegomite
Where's the CSI:Montauk team when you need 'em?
I got your monster DNA right here
Boom
-k
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if a CSI:NY does an episode based off of this fantastic story.
Not like they haven't done outrageous things before with the "forensics" scuba diving, and forensics climbing on the Statue of Liberty.
So here's my pitch, if the CBS/Bruckheimer folks care to listen:
They find a dead Montauk monster. It really is a monster, and they find eggs in the autopsy. It was a momma, and while Danny is scuba diving once again to find whatever samples [boom], Pappa Montauk monster attacks Danny and it's this ferocious mano y montauk death battle. At the last minute Mac saves the day because he had encountered a creature like that in his military days in Guam.
The subplot is that there is another stalker, but it's after the entire team this time.
By the way, did I tell you I'm trying to give up coffee? It's not working so well.
Crazy isn't it!
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